6-6-6-Shadow Hallows!

So, we had to do a radio broadcast.  I never actually finished  recording it, but here’s the script.

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  • *Jingle
  • “I solemnly swear I am up to no good.”
  • *Headwig’s Theme
  • “amazing . Well, thank you for that Dan it is always a treat to have you on here. Your Defense Against the Dark Arts knowledge is just outstanding.”
  • “Well, I don’t know about that…”
  • “Thanks for coming. Until next time?”
  • “No problem. See ya, Flame.”
  • “Ok, the was Dan on defensive spells and counter curses. Up next we have our Film Feature updates. Be with you in a bit.”
  • *Dragon Roost Theme
  • “Come and explore the marvelous Diagon Alley! This beloved shopping way has much to offer. Check out Olivanders. Finest wands around! Or, if books are your thing, you could stop by Flourish and Blott’s. They’ve got all kinds of books. School books, fun books, reference guides, you name it! Perhaps you are longing for a pet of a new broom catch your fancy? You can get both right in Diagon alley, in London. So come on and check it out! It’s a great experience every wizarding family should have. Don’t miss it!”
  • “Hey now! This is your host, Flame Rose,”
  • “And sub host, Shadow Colt M!”
  • “and you’re listening to S-H-666! Shadow Hallows. We’ve got some updates to share!”
  • “I LOVE UPDATES!”
  • “First off, we have the highly anticipated, “Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. This movie is based off of Newt Scamander’s book, which bears the same title as the film. It’s being directed by the man David Yates and stars Eddie Redmayne.”
  • “Fans are talking and can’t wait for the film to be released this fall. We found out the exact date of release.”
  • “Really?! When?!”
  • “It will release on November 17th, this year.”
  • “Awesome! I can’t wait! Welp, now we know how long we have. Just hold on fellow Potterheads. Only five months to go!”
  • “Secondly, the first movie in the series,
  • “Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone,”
  • “Will be playing at the Powl Symphony Hall in St. Louis, Mo. The movie will be played on the big screen and all the music is to be preformed by the symphony!
  • “Quite a difficult performance, I’m sure. I wish them luck!”
  • “Me too Shadow. Ticket prices range from 33 to 107 dollars. You can get them online. The performance will take place in the month of September. I hope I can make it!”
  • “Now we have the Book reports, right Flame?”
  • “Right you are, Shades! Unfortunately, J.K. Rowling has firmly said that she will not be writing any books about the beloved Marauders.”
  • “What!?”
  • “I know. That was my reaction. This is quite depressing for many fans, as these types of books are much desired by the Harry Potter Community. She has not, however, said that she won’t write about the golden Trio’s children. So there’s still a chance of that.”
  • “That’s good. Why is she so bent on not writing about Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs?”
  • “She believes them to be pointless. She says prequels are no her priority and they never will be. This is leaving the Potterheads to create the Marauders at their prime in their Fan Fictions and theories.”
  • When we return, Quitich! Both around the world and in school. Catch ya then.
  • *Emerald Hill Zone
  • “Listen up and pay attention! This is your chance to win the complete works of Gilderoy Lockheart. That’s right, you could win the complete works of Gilderoy Lockheart! All you have to do is answer the following question. Easy right? Are you ready? The question is, “What is Gilderoy Lockheart’s favorite color?”. You have until eight o clock tomorrow evening to submit you’re answers. Send them by Owl Post to Flourish and Blott’s in Diagon Alley. The first person to answer correctly will win the Complete Works of Gilderoy Lockheart. Letters must include the sender’s name, age, address, and answer to the trivia question. Once more the question is, “What is Gilderoy Lockheart’s Favorite Color?”. Send your answers to Flourish and Blott’s in Diagon Alley. Gooooood luck!”
  • “Welcome back! This is your host Flame Rose and your listening to S-H-666. Shadow Hallows! Next up we’ve got- hold up, what’s this?… *gasp News flash! This just in! Muggles attacked by former followers of You-Know-Who! The attack took place this morning in the small town Coleshill in England. A small group of former Death Eaters walked into the town and began casting the Killing Curse and the Cruciatus Curse. Five Muggles suffered major injuries and have been transported to St. Mungo’s Hospital, where they are being treated. Three of the five will recover fully. The other two will suffer lasting effects of the curse. Three more Muggles were killed. May they rest in piece… No arrests have been made as of yet. Stay safe and stay alert. We implore you to report any suspicious activity to the authorities.
  • “…… well.. er… now we have Sports News. Hogwarts Quitich season is coming to a close. The last game is actually being played as we speak. Slytherin is going hard on Ravenclaw and winning, 50 to 30. Personally, I don’t know who to support. Both teams are amazing this year. For full coverage on the game turn to H-Q- 667.”
  • “As for the World Cup, the match, deciding who will play Bulgaria for the trophy, is to be played next Saturday. Ireland vs France that night! Both teams are brutal and excel at their game. The match will be covered here Saturday at 8:30 p.m. May the better team win!”
  • “Welp, now that that’s out of the way, we have the weather. Right now it is raining fairly hard. Thunder and lighting are crossing our skys. Clouds are thick, can’t even see the sky, yeesh. They’re pretty gray too… Over all I’d say this is a good day to stay inside with a blanket, a cup of coffee, and a copy of the Deathly Hallows. Seriously, stay inside unless you need a shower and don’t have a tub. Coming up we have a Magical Creatures interview with a half giant. Don’t go anywhere! I’ll be back in a moment.
  • Circus Park.
  • “Ever wanted to pull one over on your roommate?”
  • “Ever wanted to get back at mom for taking away your broom?”
  • “Have you ever in your life desired to scare the pants off of that jerk kid down the way? “
  • “Well, here’s your chance. “
  • “Wealsey’s Wizarding Wheezes has all you could ever wish for in the way of pranking,”
  • “scaring”
  • “Revenge”
  • “And more!”
  • “We have fire works!
  • “great for frightening the living daylights out of teachers and parents.”
  • “We’ve got love potions.”
  • “Just a little bit and he’ll be your sweetest honey for eternity!”
  • “We have Muggle “magic”.”
  • “For freaks and weirdos.”
  • “We have Pidgemy Puffs!”
  • “For those who aren’t allowed to have a pet.”
  • “And we have Snack boxes!”
  • “Not just any Snack boxes. Skiving Snack Boxes. Get out of class and spend your time in a more fun way, like you should do!”
  • “Don’t waist time in class. That’s lame!”
  • “Right o’ my little companion. So get over here and get these so you can skip school as much as you wish. There’s a limited time offer starting now! Buy two Snack Boxes, get one half off. So you’d best scoot before time runs out. Why don’t you tell them where we are, Cweamy Dweamy?”
  • “Diagon Alley”
  • “You heard the girl! Come find us there and don’t forget!”
  • “The Mischief is never Managed!”
  • “The Mischief is never Managed!”
  • *Jingle
  • “Mischief Managed.”
  • *Headwig’s Theme.